when i was shaving, i cut myself down there. it was a very dull blade. its not a good sight. do girls like the taste of a band-aid?

yesterday was my first time ever going to speedzone since malibu closed down. that place sucks compared to the malibu showboat. we went there during lunch to take advantage of the free arcade games they have on thursdays and tuesdays. i tried calling on the phones for the first time and its pretty fun. who gets paid calling people? i had a list of people from palmdale and i got this message from an answering machine saying they were part of the klan. the list showed that the property was purchased at $80000, so it was probably a trailor home. the worse thing is each day is so redundant now. wake up, work, workout and sleep. therefore i have to make my weekends worthwhile. play early and sleep late.

2nd day of work.

9am: wake up
930: went to cleaners pick up shirt
10: in the office
11: training
1230: claim jumper (company card!)
2pm: messed around
5pm: went to josh's house and 7-11
6pm: surfed the web
7pm: left the office

friday morning 8:30am, my alarm rings. my hand reaches over and presses the snooze button all the way till 9am. i get my ass up and make my oatmeal, egg, tuna combo, shoved it down and left the house at 9:40. when i got to work, josh was already there and we were already messing around. the music was playing and we were aiming our stack of post-it notes at each other. once we got settled down, our boss told us to get ready for our test. i had a week to study 40 pages of real estate and ive only read the first 7 pages. i thought i was done for. it turned out that it was open book and somehow it turned into a group effort. josh is a good test taker and we all passed and got our certificates. it was BS. after that, it was around 1pm and we called up ellis to go have lunch with us. all of us went to fridays for chow. after a nice meal, it was back to messing around in the office and surfing the web. ellis called from ameriquest and gave us 2 clients who wants to get a loan for a purchase. so josh took 1 and i took one for this monday. in no time, it was 6pm and our boss let us out early. time went fast for the first day and this time it wasnt boring. that was the first day on the clock. i guess its different when you are working with a friend and have people to mess around with.

i cant believe there aint nothing to do on a weekend. maybe its because i dont have any toys to play with yet. i went to the south coast mall today and called sherminator. i told him i was leaving at 1:30 and i didnt get there until 4pm. he was pretty pissed since his house is only 5 min away. he kept on calling to see where i was and i lied saying i was stuck in traffic when it was really free flowing. after i decided to go to the boogie again with ellis. although it was an ugly girl night, i wanted to see claudette. i walked in i couldnt find her so i stayed at the main bar. it turned out she found me instead. she hugged me and she asked me if i wanted to have milk again. on thursday she thought i was drinking milk because bailey's irish creme has sort of a white color. i told her that i rather have bailey's then she finally knew what the milk really was. she offerred the drink for free but i told her to close her eyes and i gave her a big tip for being so naturally dumb. waitresses dont make that much money. and for being that hot she deserves more than to humiliate herself in front of a bunch of trashy people.