its not gonna be the club i miss but the fun i had with the other security. we had this comraderie and seperated ourselves from the other crew with a lesser intellect. we were the seniors there and we knew the all the insides of the club. the regulars know who we are and respected us. everyone was pretty shock to hear all 3 of us leave at the same time and i was surprised at who would actually react to our leaving. i cant think of any other bouncers who even have college degrees except for the 3 of us; that is a sad thing to know. i will miss the after work denny's meal with our whole crew and the stories that were told in the super long table the workers had to put together for us in the back room. these conversations would sometimes last until the sun came up. it all comes down to either having a social life or having money.

so tonight i can do whatever i want. i plan to punch somebody in the throat at the first sign of a fight. i can kill someone with my barehands and say woops. all i would get is "youre fired!"

its called teamwork. 2 rival companies working together. my friend works at ameriquest and i work at novastar. because ameriquest doesnt handle purchase loans, my friend feeds me those referrals. i have clients even before im on the clock. so ive decided to quit my night job indefinitely. its my source of sin.

other things ive learned from da vinci code:

divine proportion is 1.618: this is nature's constant. for example, if you divide the length of your body to the length of the distance from your bellybuton to the floor, you will get 1.618. Or if you divide the number of female bees to the number of male bees in a beehive, you get 1.618. also, 1.618 is the proportion of the lines of the starry figure you see in snowflakes. it is also known as the hebrew word PHI.

da vinci, one of the grandmasters of the priory of sion, was known to show secret meanings in his works. the original painting of the last supper was painted by him. as most people know, there are 13 men around the table. but these were edited by later replica's of the painting. da vinci's original painting shows a female accompanying jesus. this female is mary magdalene who is jesus' wife. because jesus was a jew, it was mandatory that a jew become married and give birth to a child. during the crucifixtion, mary was pregnant and indeed gave birth to a daughter, sarah, after fleeing to france. to this day, the bloodline of christ still exists and is protected by the priory of sion.

one of the the crusades purpose was to eliminate all worshipping of female icons and goddesses, known as the sacred feminine. it was also to wipe out the fact that jesus was just a mere mortal. females in general were to be looked at as of a lesser status than males. secret documents written during constantine's time were proof of the once standing power and equality of females. but as the tides changed and christianity focused on only worshipping the male icon, the priory of sion sent out 10 knights called the templar to protect the documents hidden in mary magdalene's tomb. later, the church assassinated the templar falsely accusing them. still the documents remain hidden. the quest for the holy grail is not a cup which provides everlasting life, but it is the truth of jesus' past hidden in the tomb of mary. if anyone in this day posses the holy grail, he/she has the power to change the faith of hundreds of millions of people.

you can still see the hints of mary everywhere to this day. freemasons today depict mary in music, art, tv, movies etc. walt disney was part of the masonic brotherhood. in snow white, a woman partakes of the poison apple. In sleeping beauty, the princess's name is rose, which in the past was a nickname for mary. In the little mermaid, ariel swims next to the famous painting depicting magdalene. ariel herself has long flowing red hair in which mary had.

hieros gamos is a ritual performed by the priory of sion. it is the bonding of a female and a male to the point of orgasm. they say during orgasm is where the mind is truly, for a split second, in a free state. during this short moment is where some say you can hear god.

so i ask this waitress out on saturday and what do i get? no reply. from the way it looks, there is a cockblock: another asshole who follows her around like a siamese twin, but a small obstacle for me to tackle. i call her the day after and she explains how i didnt give her time. so fuck it. ill give her all the time she needs. she is the exact opposite of amber and one with natural beauty without all the makeup and junk. we call her gus because she has this distintive low voice resmebling the little mouse, gus in cinderella. amber, on the other hand has an emotional problem, so fuck you psycho! im attracted to gus cuz shes italian, has a new york accent, a ditz, has no college experience, and has a dad who raises the family by playing poker. what a turn-on!

for as long as history has been written, people have loved to watch other people suffer. thats the nature of human beings. they will even pay to watch another being tortured. yesterday a bunch of us went to maggiano's and committed another night of gluttony. being an italian family restaurant, they serve large unlimited portions. we walked out stuffed ready to explode and there is nothing on earth we would eat as of that time. akash had this bright idea of going to krispy kreme right after and treating anyone to a dozen of white glazed donuts. the best thing yet, the person who can finish a dozen in 12 minutes would receive $200 in cash. so a friend of ours accepts the challenge and we went and bought a dozen. 12 minutes was a long time. i dont care what you do to a donut, you can squish it, stack it, etc and you will feel the wrath! he started off strong gaining a lot of momentum. to be exact, he threw down 5 in like 2 minutes. we even gave him a break to take a shit. after that he came right back and attempted the remaining. on his 9th one he was sweating, his pupils dilated and he showed signs of weakness. on the 10th one with 4 minutes left, he looked like he hit a wall. he threw in the towel. you dont fuck with a donut or you will feel the wrath!