Hi, I am Simon and this is my story.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

its been a long day today. lets see... woke up at 730am and went to newport with josh and E just to watch E boogie board while i sleep. woke up golden brown again and off to islands for a hamburger breakfast. then to ontario airport to pick up tova. fell asleep watching spy game. went back home to get ready for brandin iron. thumbs-up to randy who closed the deal. it was her 24th bday today, poor thing still had to work. so its SHANDA, not SHANDRA. now to level 2 randy, dont fuck up!

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

i dont care if someone is gay, but if some guy just goes to the gym and chills in the shower room for 4 hours, then that bothers me. this euro fag with speedos always waits right outside of the sauna and checks out guys walking out of it dripping wet. he also showers and takes the longest way of drying himself which is using the blow dryer. that way, he can stand there naked and check guys out for a long time. i feel violated and need to do something.

Monday, May 16, 2005

you touch me, you die! my skin is not just sun burnt but super sun burnt. im so red, i look like a walking piece of flesh. i underestimated the so cal sun, because it supposed to suck. but huntington beach did its job. i layed out with josh from 1230 - 330 under clear skies, which is rare for being huntington beach. still, its not the same as europe where i could see naked chicks while getting a tan. randy and his co-workers brought a bbq grill for us to freeload. im not complaining, cuz i got a good tan, just hurts.

after i went home and watched TV. i couldnt resist and started to tear after watching meet joe black. now i understand what the hype was all about. im getting old.

currently repeating mp3: joe nichols - she only smokes when she drinks

a classic, long, country song name.

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mein kampf chapter 2 is coming up. its crazy long and i have to jot down all these points to remember. so hang on.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

woa! josh, todd, and i hit up montanas tonight. very different from the brandin' iron because its pretty much like a bar scene from the depths of texas. we didnt stay there too long but we had a fun time making fun of this black guy getting rejected left and right. we saw this classic daisy dukes girl with the right body! toned legs, pig-tails, straw hat, red checkerboard shirt, open-button, high heels, and best of all, tight fitting daisy dukes. theres many hot girls in hollywood clubs, but western clubs are the secret watering hole for down-to-earth girls. i feel at home. im glad im back.