its november and VACATION starts today!!!

i put on so many miles on my car the past week. besides vegas, today i drove to victoria gardens in rancho just to see that there was NO nordstroms!!! that was 25 miles, then i drove from there to nordstroms tyler mall in riverside. that adds anohter 15 miles. then from tyler mall, i drove to el monte. that adds 45 miles. from el monte i drove to nordstroms santa anita mall which is about 5 miles and finally found the right clothes to buy!!! from santa anita mall drove back home which is about 15 miles. so i put on about 600 miles in less than 1 week. pretty good id say. not.

i hate myself for not liking sweets. just like last week in vegas, i see all my friends enjoying crepes, puddings, fudge, ice cream, etc and i feel left out not eating it. am i human? i guess not. its vegas and its meant for gluttony, sex, gambling and i have left out the easiest sin to commit. gotta start training myself again for sweets. ill start with my leftover halloween candie.

so i went to the video store to rent charlie and the chocolate factory and i see this black mechanic that walks into the adult section. i wonder if black people that walk into the porn section of a video store rent black porn or white porn?

then after, i go to this chinese restaurant and see all these fobs with dry, messy, orange hair with their girl/boyfriends wearing thick glasses and all. i wonder how they have sex? i ask this because, ive never seen a fob couple actually "kiss" each other. i would see shy pecks on the cheeks, nothing more, even in movies. it grosses me out just to think about their hairy mess. or if they would consider doing other styles besides the played-out missionary? nasty.

last friday, we head out to vegas on a late evening, just in time for traffic. we didnt make it there until 1130pm. i checked in at the luxor and the guy tells me they run out of jacuzzi suites. i was pissed, but i knew that they were gonna make it up the next night. so the first night, we had to stay in a standard room which was on the first floor and loud, but the next night, the manager hooked me up with a junior suite! and that shit was the biggest room ive ever stayed at the luxor.

next day i became a tour guide and we walked from luxor to the venetian going from hotel to hotel. i thought it was impossible for a girl to do. we are talking about going from one end of the strip to the other end.

i wanted to eat at FIX at the bellagio but fucking the restaurant was packed. last time i just walked right in. so i had to settle for the bellagio cafe. its ok, since every restaurant at the bellagio makes the best food in vegas. after that, we make it to club ICE to see sasha. i got mindfucked and he blew me away. his music was perfect, except for the overpacked crowd, constant strobe lights and cryogenic air that got you disoriented. i didnt feel well at all. i couldnt dance without getting shoved out of the way by cracked out people. the bouncers were being gay and i wanted to push them back, but i knew i would get kicked out for sure. it sucks trying to hold something in and act normal at the same time.