Hi, I am Simon and this is my story.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

at work, my coworker dared me to eat half of a fresh jalapeno for $16. i had to chew it and sit for 10 minutes before drinking anything. i have $16 now :)

Monday, April 10, 2006

first, i find out madonna tickets are like $3000. second, i meet a very interesting girl, evelyn. third, i come home last night at 6am and my mom smells alcohol in my breath. she gets upset. i told her i had 1 drink when i really had 5 or 6 and passed out for 3 hours at avalon. the drive home was suicidal. i had to talk to myself and slap my face to make it home. on top of everything, i get the same lecture from my dad again. this time for like 2 hours standing about coming home late and to stop being lazy and get my business licenses. one day, im gonna look back and miss his lectures. the night of april 9th, 2006 would be another milemarker in my bland life. what a crazy, crazy night.

at my work, i help this lady out. turns out she works at thorlo in north carolina (a thermal sock company). and since i was so nice to her, she is sending me some nice pairs of thermal socks! (value $25/pair) i cant wait to get my socks!