what should you do at the next party? alcohol, x, or weed?

after trying these 3 substances within a weekend lemme break it down my way.

alcohol:
pros - gets you more active, talkative at times, funny, easy to control yourself
cons - dehydrates, hangovers if too much, bad taste sometimes, expensive, takes long to get to the level, many bathroom breaks

ecstasy:
pros - cheap, orgasmic, engergetic (if taken the right one), horny, touchy, confident, stress-free, fast
cons - lost of appetite, hard to control, depression (next day), dehydration, bad on the brain, tiredness after it wears off, insomnia, wears off quick, hard to find good ones

weed:
pros - none
cons - makes you feel like a fucking idiot for a long time, vomit feeling, unpredictable as to when it hits

commentary: i realized that all these substances above pretty much gets you that same feeling of high if taken at comfortable limit. also, they all impair you in the same way except that some take faster to sober up. one time took some hits from a pipe. being my first time, i didnt know what to expect. but queeziness and lost of balance starts to take over. it felt like spurts of high would come.

after 2 hours of just sometimes staring at random objects, i began to realize that weed makes you stupid like my friend said. it turns you into a retard and it is a complete waste of time if you are an active person. but if you are a bum at home, then be my guest and stay a fucking idiot. some of you may say its relaxing? why not just go to sleep as weed also does that? there are better ways to relax. after 2.5 hours, i tried to suck it up and pretend that i was normal. i went to my car to drive home. bad choice. it was night and i was 30 miles from home. thoughts started to overwhelm my head and i would be in dreamland. its like you would be snapping in and out of reality which is fucking dangerous. i mean ive tried driving on the comedown of E and alcohol and they are still manageable but, weed stops your brain from functioning for 6 hours. i cant believe i made it home. i couldnt even feel the pedals. never again will i try this trashy shit.

so which do i prefer? alcohol. i would rather pay $100 a night to get to that comfort zone rather than being a fucking idiot on weed.

if you have nothing to do like me, go to your local sephora. yes its a store for guys also, more like having cologne fights with your friends. choose your weapon wisely because you can sample anything. try the astringent. it could temporarily blind your enemy for a good while.

so after a good "body detox" from last nights' food poisoning, i can say that i look slimmer, like those metro-fags in front of GQ magazines with sunken-in cheekbones, scrawny arms, and a 6-pack without flexing. well isnt that the look society is aiming for? hahah, i didnt even have to try!

similar to my "diet" above, a handful of celebs treat themselves to "colonics". short for "colon hydrotherapy", colonics is a simple, yet effective method to get that tight tummy look for those last minute camera shots. if you can bear having a hose-like object protrude through your maze of intestines while paying $500, go for it! what it does is it acts like an enema, but more thorough to get those "hard to reach" areas. after a spray or two of high pressure water jets, out comes the result! just ask gwen stefani and jack osbourne!

so yesterday was chinese new year. i got about $300 collecting red envelopes from relatives and a couple people who didnt even know me. those are the ballers.

i ate something bad again. this morning i woke up at 5am to notice that i was getting fuller. so i tried self-inducing vomit but nothing really came out. i started getting chills and cold sweats. the remedy? dont eat. my nutrition value of today was about 0 grams of protein and 10 grams of carbs. how wonderful!!!