ive been eating a lot of jewish food lately at work. enough to turn me into a jew where i might as well wear a yarmulka to work. the reason is, most of the brokers at work are jewish and vendors come to try to kiss their asses thus bringing us jewish food. almost everytime, i have a hard time identifying the food let alone, knowing how to eat it because the food is so unique. one time, i asked a jew guy how to put together lox. so he taught me with so much heart and enthusiasm where the final product basically resembled a modified sandwich with cured salmon instead of ham. believe it or not, the lox was pretty tasty. the other day, i didnt have my lunch until 230 and ran into the kitchen finding an interesting combination. i was pretty much starving able to scuff down anything organic. there was this dish where to my best knowledge were: saltine crackers and scrambled egg, mixed with maple syrup. it looked like a pile of shit, but smelled like french toast. so im trying here, trying to fit in as a jew. i really have nothing against jews. they are so damn smart filthy rich, i just wish they would share their wealth. just like last week, i helped a jew trade 194000 units. it went smoothly as a baby's ass and management was happy. i hope i get a fat bonus check. yesterday, a jew came in with a 5.4 Million dollar check. here, i took a picture to prove it. it was the most valuable thing i have ever held in my 26 years. probably the most valuable thing i will ever touch.