Hi, I am Simon and this is my story.

Thursday, July 03, 2003

i watched Terminator 3 tonight thinking it was a corny movie but it turned out awesome. the first scene when the Chick terminator came back from time showed her naked! she IS HOT! she will be my new love interest for a while. shes only 23 and picked from 1000 girls who also tried out for the role of the terminatrix. im not gonna spoil the movie for you but i can say that there will be a T4. reading from FLEX magazine, arnold went back to the gym to train for his naked scenes. lemme say that that mofo is still freakin big and ripped. his chest is still humungous and his biceps are also like tennis balls. the cool thing i read is that he went back to world gym in marina del rey and trained with his old school and best friend, franco columbo. they both trained back in 1975-1981 where they both competed in mr.olympia. anyways, go watch it. heres kristianna loken:











i was watching a hitler documentary and they said that hitler had these crazy sexual fantasies. his first wife committed suicide because he was so aggressive in bed with her. historians say that he lives off his sexual energies and even counted on them during his mass rallies. one example, historians say that he had multiple orgasms as he did his speeches and he would wet his pants because the engery was a turn on for him. the one thing different about him is that he did have a scrotum. his testicles are actually in his abdomen because of a birth defect where the scrotum never came out during fetal development. anyways, he is still my idol.





i joined this new "meeting friends" thing called friendster because tina told me to join. it turns out that this website is pretty cool because you get to meet your friend's friend friend and so on. so like i only have 3 friends so far in my listing and im already connected to over 90000 people. Friendster

Sunday, June 29, 2003

today i went to the paladium in hollywood to be a seatfiller again. i left my house at 12pm and went to meet up with randy at his house. he lives in the ghettos near USC medical center, but living in the ghettos makes you cool. we got to the paladium at 230pm and waited in line. in line we met this hot light skinned nigerian girl who came from europe. her name is ngozi, 21, from LBC and she has a royal family in nigeria and she told me to be her bodyguard because all these guys tried to pick up on her. me and randy talked to her the whole time throughout the night. she is sorta shy but has a good personality. as we got in, we sat at this nicely setup table. the place reminded me of prom: center piece, formal attire, gourmet food, servers, music, bars, and lights. the show tonight was MTV Bash on Carson Daly. everyone was there including: chilipeppers, dave navarro, jamie pressly, pam anderson, ashton, hilton sisters :), jennifer love, jimmy kimmel, nelly, britney spears, adam carolla, kid rock, mya, pauly shore, nick lachey, jessica simpson, ashley simpson, ryan pinkston, andy dick and soem other people i cant remember. we got outta there at 915pm and i gave my number to the girl so we can meet up in the next seat filler shows. shes gonna visit the boogie in the next couple weeks and im gonna put her on the guest list. after we headed to santa monica to eat at an italian restaurant.

thursday night i got into a real fight in the boogie. always these dumb little viet crew start problems with their own race we call them little saigon. when they were fighting i jumped in and took out about 2 people outta 15 viets and their girlfriends. then i went back in there and another fight started to brew. the bad thing was the other bouncers were all outside and i was inthere by myself. so i jumped in and ended up in the middle of 10 angry viets. luckily ellis came back just in time to help me get the rest of little saigon outta the club. on friday night, same vietnamese people got into a fight. i was working at a different area but saw from the other side of the room and rushed to the scene. these people were the toughest i had to deal with. i rushed the 2 people fighting and ended up pinning him on the floor. the sad thing is the other person took advantage and started to punch his head while he was pinned by me. i didnt mean to pin him down, i accidently tripped and ended up pinning him. then i grabbed him up by the neck and kicked him outside. he was resisting to go out so i choked him harder. then he wanted to fight me but then i somehow scared him not to. after that was done, i walked back in and got these high fives by people lined up on the side of the hallway. after i heard the same people went to the other side of the parking lot to fight and ended up getting maced by rent-a-cops. ive never been in a fight before in my life and i wanted to. so that night i had my chance. this is just one fight and when i practice more and more, ill get better. that night i got some lovin also. LATINAS! they flirt like theres no tomorrow. she straddled me her lips were mm from mines and i shoulda took the advantage but i thougth i cant do that on the job. then ellis came up to me and said i blew my chance. so next time ill know what to do.