Hi, I am Simon and this is my story.

Friday, January 21, 2005

it just dawned on me. i miss the greek mac.
http://www.mcdonalds.fi/kampanja/greekmac.php
europe. good times.

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

ephraim's 29th bday was celebrated at the claim jumper on saturday. with a party of 15 against one man, he was lucked out to chug shots even before his meal came. i knew it was gonna be a disaster therfore i didnt encourage him. there is no remedy for being drunk. all the bs of eating bread, drinking water, yakking, etc is really, bs. i found out firsthand that time, sleep and mindpower, if you have any, is the only remedy. when his prime rib came, he just looked at it. so back at the house, like i predicted, he ran upstairs and went straight for the toilet and then to the bed. no time for the cake even. everyone else celebrated without him. cake was gone. to kill time, i had a chance to ride in harvey's E55. we went down on pathfinder road during midnight and just went up and down the road killing anyone that wanted to challenge the german car on roids. that is what i call a viper killer. it is v-8 supercharged with almost 500hp at a price tag you dont want to know. mercedes benz means quality.

sunday i decided to take my rehab to the next level. i went to the auto show and walked the whole time. even all the handicap spaces were taken and i had to walk the ful length of the parking lot. inside the convention center had steps, ramps, declines, rotating floors etc to supplement me as an obstacle course. today i feel much stronger! josh was the camera man and since there werent much cool cars to take photos of, i told him to take pictures of hot, young girls. that was fun. after off to woodland hills for all you can eat sushi. its a place called light and healthy but one thing that disappointed me is the 1 hour time limit otherwise its not a bad place.