today some asian guy's computer crashed so he was sad and went up the 5th floor of the administration building of our school and decided to jump off. he landed feet first and crushed all his bones and cracked his head open. there was a pool of blood. the bad thing is, he survived. he was airlifted out. tip: if youre gonna kill yourself, do it right the first time.

it wasnt only his bad day it was mines too. i had another brush with food poisoning. that morning i ate fast food on an empty stomach ignoring my usual oatmeal and eggs routine because i was late for school. the next thing i realized is that the food never digested and sat in my stomach for 12 hours. it wasnt uncomfortable till that night when i had to do my homework that was due and study for a midterm but couldnt so i tried to sleep it off but i couldnt. so i layed in my bed till 330am and decided to induce vomitting. i threw up like 2 gallons of stomach liquids through both orifices. after that i felt normal and went about finishing my homework till sunrise.