im in prague now. for those of you who dont know where it is, its right on the western border of russia. i still sense a smell of communism here even after the iron curtain has been lifted. there are hints about the KGB still alive and well just as our FBI are. well who cares about that. this city is amazing. girls are so pretty here. to give you an example, look up veronica zemanova or zdenka podkapova. they are local czech girls. most of the things here end in "ova" so many things rhyme. the place where im staying at is very welcoming because they treat you with greatest respect. there are many americans that are staying here, one is from newport beach to my surprise. lemme focus your attention to the italians that are staying here as well. they are awesome people and very friendly, especially a girl named Lucia, pronounced "lu-she-a". she is real gorgeous and everyone here knows i have the hots for her. how did that come about?? this is my second time getting drunk, first in vegas now in prague. akash and i bought absinthe, to be exact, $500 worth of it. and its the ones with worm wood which makes you hallucinate in a state of euphoria. i decided to try some. shot after shot still didnt kick in, then it suddenly kicked in and i was a different person. i couldnt even make it half way to the club. so this lucia girl is intelligent and has good ambitions to become a professional translater. she is currently enrolled in an university in her hometown of naples. ill post some pics of her when i come back. toninght well go to this club called the roxy which is one of the worlds best after hour club. so wish me luck. so now its noon and im in recovery mode, slight dizzy but not as bad as vegas.
the ultimate pickup line: hi my name is simon, would you like to be a US citizen?
cheers.
