Hi, I am Simon and this is my story.

Wednesday, October 08, 2003

every morning i cook oatmeal and eggs mixed together for myself. then yesterday my mom decides to cook it for me. i wake up and surprisingly see the batch of oatmeal and eggs already been premade. it did save me time, so i ate it. then in 10 minutes i began to gag, i ran and threw up in the toilet. i thought it was just a minor bacteria. i felt normal again until i went to class. once i got to class i felt so bad couldnt sit up straight. the hot girl was sitting next to me, but my stomach was in so much pain i couldnt talk to her. i may have made it seem i wasnt interested in her anymore. after 10 minutes of sitting in class with my head down, i went to the restroom and spent the half hour throwing up hugging the toilet as if i was made of gold. i never barfed from food poisoning. usually i get mad runs. so it must have been a different strain of bacterium. i went home and laid in bed for the next 12 hours making trips the the bathroom every 2 hours. i didnt eat anything or drank anything. my sister was my nurse and she bed fed me gatorade and white toast. that night i got a mild fever which goes along timely with the symptoms ive read about on the internet. all the past week of working out has gone down the toilet. i must have crapped out 10 lbs of muscle which jeopardizes my image going to vegas.

the good news is arnold won governer.

Sunday, October 05, 2003

i havent written in this for a long time because im busy with school and the gym and forcing myself to eat. but today is sunday and i dont have either school or gym so i spend time with the computer. i have been tanning about 5 times a week and they have categorized me as a brown skin type that does not burn easily but tans easily. im pretty dark all over right now; probably the same as a cherokee indian but i want to become a black person, cuz the tan doesnt last forever and i only have 3 weeks left of tanning. my buttocks are burnt to a crisp for pressing amongst the glass therefore i fold up a towel and lay on it. the next thing you know i have a white square on my buttocks.

akash is now working at the boogie also. he has a good position that i want which is working the side door where you can get money from people who do not want to wait in line. last night during close, there was a fight brewing where i was standing and 2 blacks tried to harm the waitresses so ellis and i protected them and we tossed the blacks out. they got mad and wanted to fight us. but i guess they got scared at buff mad-dogging asians and took off. i have yet to suplex a person whenever the right time and moment comes.

school has been alright. the business classes im taking are not as intimidating as i expected. theres business law which i have dropped twice in the past, corporate finance, psycholoy, and supply chain management. i dropped corporate finance last quarter because my brother who took it 10 years ago had the same teacher and failed her. so i got scared and boned out. but this time, the teacher i have is cool and in addition, i sit to this pretty white girl from dbar who always talks to me. the cool thing is she likes to go to vegas with her girlfriends and gamble. she tells me she goes at least twice a month. im thinking im going to vegas in a couple of weeks. she doesnt understand some stuff and asks me for help. so i force myself to learn the stuff so the next class i can teach her. last thursday, the teacher decides to spot quiz us going up and down the rows i answered mines and when it was her turn, she didnt know so i whispered the answer to her but the teacher saw and got mad. i had to re-teach myself accounting also because this class has a lot of old acconting stuff that you were supposed to remember like cash flow statements, income statements, and balance sheet. i cant believe im understanding this stuff. education is a turn on for girls. after class she said bye and walked out to the far parking lot, but i parked at the closer parking lot which is like a 5 min walk. so next week i gotta park at the far parking lot although i hate parking there and its an extra 10 minutes of walking.