we got to vegas around 8pm parked at caesars. after we ate at noodles in bellagio, one of their famous restaurants. they passed out bling bellagio top hats. around 1030 we went to the strip and joined the masses. i heard there were 350000 people on the strip in the 35 degree weather. we camped out paris hotel and waited for the countdown and watched fireworks. we had late night dinner at the grand lux cafe and decided to drive home that same night. we left at 5am and i drove nonstop listening to my favorite station 99.3 and 98.1, the "highway station" and sometimes "highway country". thank god for the highway station, that kept me wide awake the whole time. we got back home around 8am. vegas has a new station star 102.7 and it plays all 80's. i wish los angeles would have a station like that. during the drive my passengers were sleeping, i was bored and took lots of scenic pictures on southbound interstate 15:

i finally got to pick up nikki onto the dj booth. she was wearing a mini black leather skirt with a blue top, push-up bra. nude/pink colored lipstick with shoulder length gold hair. skin is flawless she is all natural, and an even tan all around. itll be a long time until another girl comes along and looks hotter than her. she doesnt have a boyfriend but she does have a vibrator at home. as i picked her up, my hands lit on fire. she was lesbo dancing with her girlfriends and teased the crowd as she kneeled down to only barely expose her white thong to a bunch of perverted guys and jealous girls. other girls on the dj booth were forgotten as all guys crowded around the area within view of them. people always praise my job but theres always that risk of getting shot like last monday when some guy got shot in the face with a .45.

we also got new years eve off without asking. i dunno how we got so lucky, but all other people have to work or else they get fired. we are not hard workers, but it could be because akash and i are the laziest bouncers of the club. we stay in one place, do nothing but check out girls, eat, steal apple juice, pocket money bribes, over-capacitate the club (akash), leave gay notes in the restroom, let people in the side, piss in drinks (akash), tear flyers up and trash the place more. so for punishement, we will be spending new years in vegas once again.

regulars we named/met

ms perfection, barbie, super hot girl, etc: nikki
sky lopez, exotic persian girl: mercedes
blonde girl with big implants: krystal steal
bitch bunny: nikki tyler
brunette girl with nice ass: krista
transvestite: jeff
lesbian couple: butch and the bitch
good charlotte guy: chris
retarded dancer: marcos
old black guy dances nonstop: the running man
pimp/child molester: vince the prince
wifebeater guy: dennis
krystal: scrape
my bitches: cindy & jenna