peace out im going to new york to meet my afghan muslim friend. if you see buildings fall, its not us.

am i gonna work out? yes
am i gonna party? yes
am i gonna kick carson daly's ass? yes

i woke up at 830am and went to bosley hair with a friend for a consultation. it is located in beverly hills on wilshire in the miracle mile district. it is called miracle mile because its a mile section of wilshire blvd where the lights turn at the same time. so when your driving, you can see a row of green lights or yellow or red. so we parked on doheny dr and went up to the penthouse of some building. it was very nice, they had a huge saltwater aquarium and nice wood furniture. it doesnt look like a medical office. the receptionist were nice also. there were about 5 other people for a consultation surprisingly most of them women. im thinking women arent bald, but those women there were the rich beverly hills persian people who are anal about the littlelst things and want their bodies to be perfect. when i looked at her she doesnt even look like she ever lost a strand of hair. well when i got my consultation, they cant tell me whether ill be bald or not, but looking at my uncles from my mom's side, most of them are balding. i think ill be balding in the front too so ill pay bosley a visit in the near future. the cost isnt that much either. it ranges from $1900 to $6000 for a level 2 severity out of 10 levels of severity. and depending on the number of grafts implanted. each graft implanted is $9.95. imagine grafting 1000 strands. but this is a lifetime guarantee that the hair will stay so it is a good investment. if you opt in the procedure, then you will be treated like king, youll be anesthesitized on the scalp so you wont feel a thing, then for the next 8 hours youll watch TV or read books while they work on your head. at lunch time, youll have a break and the surgeons will treat you lunch and you get to eat with them and converse like old homies. after lunch you are back on the chair being punched with holes like a barbie. after the procedure, you have to sleep sitting up for a couple nights, not wash your hair, dont use any gel or hair spray, or swim. recovery time is 7 days and during the 7 days you have to go back to the clinic where they will specially wash your hair for you and be fed with grapes by greek goddesses.

after we got out of there, we went to hometown buffet to load up. well ellis can eat 17 pieces of friend chicken like nothing and had room to eat 10 more as i struggled with 6 pieces. well i had carbs also, but even if i just ate fried chicken, i wouldnt be able to eat that many pieces of fried chicken. the workers there had to constantly refill it becuase that is what people usually get. people were looking at us like were crazy. although ellis is dieting, he can still eat more than me and i dont even have any restrictions. after that, i was about to puke and i couldnt really walk.

i saw the most beautiful girl yesterday at work. even ask ellis. her friend was kicked out at the end of the night and she came out to defend her. luckily i was there also and while profane words came out of her mouth, it was like music to my ears for 15 minutes. she claimed that her friend did nothing wrong and while other slutty girls are bringing vibrators to the club and touching each other in the wrong places, she wonders why it is her friend that gets kicked out. the one line that i remember was when she said "why would i even bring a vibrator to the club when i use mines at home?" well to describe her, first i must say that her skin was flawless; perfect tan, no blemishes, no running makeup, long toned legs, streaked, straight pantene commercial-type hair to her shoulders, pinkish-nude lipstick on a long face with big blue eyes, puckered lips, and full eyelashes. she had bling bling diamond "N" necklace wearing a flannel colored wrap around skirt, high heels and a beige colored contoured shirt. as she was still arguing, but keeping her dignity, guys exited the club shouting "hey theres jenna jameson!" she does look like jenna, but i would say much better than her because she is all natural. marlene was there also but this blonde beauty takes the cake. i couldnt do my job because of her.

after that commotion, i walked to my car and i saw 10 cop cars in the parking lot with a patty wagon. all the headlights were pointed at 6 girls who were leaning against their car. the cops were taking pics of them. it turns out that these 6 girls chased a guy in the parking lot until they surrounded him and started beating the hell out of him with their high heel shoes. i heard his face was bloody beyond recognition. the reason why he was beat was because last week ago, one of the girls said to be drugged by this guy and possibly date raped. well i dunno the truth but the girls were questioned and arrested into the patty wagon.