Hi, I am Simon and this is my story.

Friday, June 17, 2005

for the past 3 days, i havent been getting good sleep due to earthquakes and the gardeners come at 7am. i think i felt about 9 small earthquakes thats including the aftershocks. i get to feel them cuz im doing nothing at home just laying in bed till 4pm. usually the windows start shaking and i know its not a sonic boom cuz fighter jets dont fly here that often anymore.

whoever saw the news on monday prolly saw how the high speed pursuit on a motorcycle failed. thats one for the team! GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MotoGp season has started again and Biaggi got off his Yamaha and now rides for Honda/Repsol. Likewise, rival Valentino Rossi got off the Honda/Repsol team last year and now rides for Yamaha. Like always hes already near double the points of his closest rider. You can give Rossi whatever bike and hell still kick your ass. MotoGP will be coming to the states for the very first time. IN july, the worlds fastest riders will stop by Laguna Seca and debut the first MotoGp on American soil.

"TOMKAT" are engaged. thats tom cruise and katie holmes. that was fast. dating was announced last month, she converted to scientology, and now engaged at the eiffel tower in paris! must be the scientology. next is a wedding at the eiffel tower. note to self: "le jules verne restaurant 2nd floor eiffel tower. ask her to marry you"

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

here is my gangsta cousin TIM from HK. his pants are called diarrhea pants in chinese. (the OC shirt shouldnt belong in the picture)

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

back from hong kong and here are 10 things i noticed:

1. chinese girls there are an average of 3. but mix girls are average of 8.
2. weather is extremely hot and humid day or night.
3. chinese food is half the price of los angeles, and much better.
4. there are shopping malls on every corner of the street.
5. theres an abundance of exotic cars.
6. bartenders do not know how to mix drinks.
7. the minimum wage is about $2.00 US dollars.
8. hard to tell if they are gay or straight.
9. you cannot spit on the ground or else get fined $200 US dollars.
10. there are no mexicans there, but lots of filipinos.

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me and my cuz
"anyone know where heaven on earth is?? you like american money???"